From the “I Guess It Was Bound To Happen Some Day” Dept:
My apologies to all who may have been inconvenienced by my Facebook account being hacked by miscreants for whom James May's desire they suffer from "bilharzia of the ballsack" is far too kind a fate for them. And yes, I do believe them to be apocalyptic dingleberries. I've since changed the password (which is just *SUCH* a joy of a procedure!) so those numpties can crack on to pouring lemon juice on open wounds. Apparently…