From the “The Most Civil War We’ve Ever Known!” Dept:
Lord knows we've had a couple of them through the last few hundred years here in the Great State of North Cackalacky known to everyone else as North Carolina. To be sure, there was this rather unpleasant business a little over 160 years ago we were dragged into rather unwillingly being trapped between a rival capital placed in the commonwealth north of us and some rather radical firebrands to our south who ultimately lit the…