From the “Don’t You Be Torque Converting In Here!” Dept:

Oh, Carl! One could dare to dream but your estimate is off by an order of magnitude! Well, the estimate of what the bill is likely to come to but the estimate of what will be left over is depressingly much closer to the reality of it. I just got the lovely news from the garage that the Traverse's transmission decided it has had enough of converting torques and moving the rest of that SUV…

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From the “Fluffy Would Be So Proud!” Dept:

Hands down, one of my favourite stand-up comedians is Gabriel Iglesias who is better known by his nickname "Fluffy" which is where he ranked himself on his "Six Levels of Fatness": Big Healthy Husky Fluffy DAMN! OH HELL NO! All it takes is one picture and I think you can see where he and I would have a very definite thing in common. (I was talking about a mutual love of food fool! What did…

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From the “Targeted Car, Got Truck!” Dept:

Did you ever have a conversation with someone that you were absolutely certain as to which way that conversation would go and how it would end? As in no doubts whatsover! And then it goes in a completely different direction than you had imagined possible? Yeah, me too! :) This tale actually started a couple of weeks earlier when I started noticing some hesitation in the Traverse whenever I'd put my foot down. After considering…

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From the “Shipping Estimates Predicted By An Ouija Board!” Dept:

It's that time of the year where Amazon's shipping estimates range from the surprisingly accurate to the outright fanciful and everything in between. To be fair, I've generally had reasonably good luck with the vast majority of my Amazon Prime orders arriving when they're scheduled if not a little earlier. And most of the time, a delay in shipping or arrival really isn't the end of the world. But every now and then the shipping…

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From the “The Reshuffle That Surprises Absolutely No One!” Dept:

Over the past week, it had become increasingly clear that Prime Minister Rishi Sunak was going to do what pretty much every minister in Whitehall fears and is one of the main reason to actually be Prime Minister: the cabinet reshuffle. This political game of musical chairs is often instigated by the Cabinet Secretary (a career civil servant and generally the Head of the Home Civil Service which makes them arguably the most powerful person…

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From the “Thank You To All Who Serve!” Dept:

I've been thinking long and hard all day about what I wanted to write about for Veteran's Day. As I was running a couple of backups after the hard drive recovery operations earlier this week, I happened to stumble upon this picture that came from a set of slides that my father had taken whilst he was serving in his first of two deployments to Vietnam in 1967. Local man (VC?) Works for himself during…

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