From the “Don’t You Be Torque Converting In Here!” Dept:
Oh, Carl! One could dare to dream but your estimate is off by an order of magnitude! Well, the estimate of what the bill is likely to come to but the estimate of what will be left over is depressingly much closer to the reality of it. I just got the lovely news from the garage that the Traverse's transmission decided it has had enough of converting torques and moving the rest of that SUV…