George Carlin had a famous bit called “People I Can Do Without” and it showcased instances of people whose stupidity was so epic, you had to stand back in awe and be utterly impressed by it.
George may be gone but the snark lives on where we lampoon these dopey nitwits I can truly do without… :)
Another day, another pair of roofing scammers. What sets the taller one apart from most was a statement of such stupidity that I genuinely had to stand in awe of it...
There was no shortage of contestants between Enloe High School and my house this morning. See if you can "Spot the Looney"... :)
Millennium Roofing Inc is back (for the fourth time in two months!)...only this time not only are the two sales guys very disrespectful and rude, they're also on notice that the next time they turn up will have a complaint sworn out against them for second degree criminal trespass after warning (NCGS § 14‑159.13).
You'd think that these people would have taken the hint the last time when they were completely ignored as I was having another conversation in my driveway but then the stupidity was exceptionally strong with this one!
That luridly coloured red sign is not only a huge hint, it's actually the law even for those who blithely ignore that posted traffic control device... :(
Just when you thought exiting Alex's Chick Fil-A car park was exciting enough, along comes a nitwit who thinks parking up in the lane designated to exit the car park is a brilliant idea. The scary thing is that is not the worst idea they had... :(
In yet another episode of "this country desperately needs stronger enforcement of trespassing statutes", it seemed that today was the day that people who are often incapable of taking the hint decided to invade our neighbourhood's peace en masse including three different visits by the same AT&T nitwits! :(
It's the summer season of nasty storms and of course that brings out the roofing contractors who are ready, willing, and if you agree able to try to scam your insurance company for a new roof. Unfortunately, this year has they're bringing their A-game of annoying and stupid behaviour to my doorstep and postbox... :(
The First Amendment says I've no choice in whether random people turn up on my doorstep to sell me things. But it does not mean I have to accept you parking your truck in my driveway without leave and then being disrespected on my own doorstep... :(
I think someone might have finally found a foolproof way to ensure that would-be solicitors bugger off and leave us alone! :)
I had thought that I might well have fulfilled my quota of nitwits menacing the local roads and that thought lasted all of about five minutes after dropping off Katie and heading over to the BJ's petrol station as the Traverse was definitely suggesting that a fuller tank would be infinitely preferable than walking in this chilly weather! Normally there's quite the queue to get into this petrol station which has two one-way entrances on…
On the harrowing journey to deliver Katie to her shift of purveying the fish water at the White Oak Target, we were treated to a two-fer on the back roads that will introduce a brand new category on the BLOG entitled "People I Can Do Without" in homage to the legendary comedian George Carlin who did this bit and was a welcome bit of refreshing venting for those of us whose tolerance for dopey nitwits…
