President Trump has unveiled a new diagnostic chart for testing just how much you miss seeing “The Grand Tour” now that Jezza, Captain Slow, and the Hamster are just doing special adventures rather than the weekly episode from the tent in Clarkson’s back yard.
It also works for diagnosing those petrol heads who prefer the classic “Top Gear” prior to Clarkson’s bust-up with the producer if you can imagine President Trump as The Stig’s American cousin… 🙂
If you understand exactly what I’m referring to in less than five seconds…congratulations on being outed as the ideal audience member for our favourite motoring programme presenters! 🙂
If it takes slightly longer than five seconds, then you’ve obviously gone into withdrawal or you didn’t subscribe to Amazon Prime just for “The Grand Tour”.
If you have no idea what I’m talking about (which would not necessarily be a shocking revelation), please keep on driving your little Prius but make sure you get the heck out of my lane of travel! 🙂
