“Green Dot Bank” is easily the worst bank I’ve ever had to deal with…and that’s looking back over a lifetime of some truly evil banks!
Imagine you're given a deadline that you comply with about halfway through the time a bank graciously allotted you only to find some AI agent summarily dismissed the case literally hours after you put the "Dispute Form" in the post? Yeah, the evil that "Green Dot Bank" is capable of apparently knows no bounds... :(
Who knew paying the web hosting renewal bill from Quickbooks Checking would reveal a so-called "bank" behind it that even Gru's Bank of Evil would be like "dayum gurl...you're way too diabolical and nefarious even for us!"
That would be "Green Dot Bank" which answers the question of what would be the result of NTL mating with a financial institution and producing unholy offspring!