It’s not often I get to tell Bob Murray of Murray Energy where he can file his Chapter 11 bankruptcy plan (here’s a hint…it’s a rather notorious orifice!), thoroughly reject Santander Consumer USA’s completely inadequate response to my consumer complaint a couple of months ago, and at the same time suggest that the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau is at best a paper tiger with no interest in actually regulating bad actors in the financial services industry.

And I’ve still got half a day to go… 😉