From the “It *IS* The Signature Ingredient” Dept:

Sherman, set the Wayback Machine for a week ago when we stopped at Chick Fil A after springing Alex from hospital. Julia ordered the chicken noodle soup and what followed was truly comical. The first attempt arrives and it is bereft of any chicken larger than your average molecule. You would think they would go out of their way to ensure the second attempt would have visible chicken content. And you’d be wrong! At this…

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From the “Two Year Olds Are Cringing” Dept:

He actually went there. I’d like to offer the first question for Mr Trump’s test… Q: Whilst you blew $250K in taxpayer dollars ordering your lap dog Pence (and then effectively told him “good doggie” afterward!) to Indianapolis for a pre-planned counter protest that fooled absolutely no one, how many children could have had their CHIP premiums paid with that same money? You know…Children’s Health Insurance Programme you idiots in Washington still haven’t fixed and…

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From the “Tell Me Again How Awesome Democracy Is?” Dept:
Voting concept - Ballot box with national flag on background - North Carolina

From the “Tell Me Again How Awesome Democracy Is?” Dept:

The polls have been open for about seven hours when I cast my ballot in the Raleigh municipal elections in a precinct of roughly 4,200 voters. My vote according to the machine was number 150. The candidates on offer (such as they are) will have far more direct impact on my daily life than any of the fools sent to Washington and currently about 4,000 of my neighbours could care less. At least the bright…

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From the “A Question on the Eve of Rosh Hoshanah”:

So we're driving along to Fuquay-Varina for my daughter's clogging classes and Alexander is eyeing a can of Coke Zero with avaricious intent when he spies the U in the circle notation. Now, he's been on a "Descendants 2" kick of late and the U made him think of his favourite character Uma. As I had a captive audience and a cousin troublemaker of the best kind, I tried explaining the basic ideas of kashrut…

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From the “This Is Your Moment of Zen” Dept:
Group: ViewsAsia Credit: SCHOT Source: De Volkskrant - Amsterdam, Netherlands Keywords: COLOR UNITED NATIONS HISTORICAL SPEECH NORTH KOREA NUCLEAR TRUMP KING JONG UN TOTAL WAR 092317 Provider: CartoonArts International / The New York Times Syndicate

From the “This Is Your Moment of Zen” Dept:

After reading and hearing about Mr Trump's speech at the accepted forum for the expression of international hatred (the UN General Assembly)…it is truly scary to think that Mahmoud Ahmadinejad is now officially the SECOND CRAZIEST person to address the Secretariat. I cannot recall a UN speech by a head of state where their member state called for the complete destruction of another member state. You'd think that would be the ultimate party foul worthy…

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