Whilst waiting to be seated at a packed restaurant, a couple who got seated at the bar ahead of us came back out soon after with the statement “It wasn’t fun…we waited four minutes!”

If your level of patience is that low…might I respectfully suggest you stay in and cook your own dinner?

The upside is that the hostesses won’t be able to resist trying to figure out which parties coming in the door has an even lower patience threshold! 🙂