If you happen to be in a narrow aisle at the shoppes where your trolley is parked in the centre of the aisle and pointed opposite to the direction of the three arrow signs within 1m of the trolley whilst you’re messing about with your phone completely oblivious to the other shoppers nearby…that would be exactly the WRONG TIME to cop an attitude toward those very same shoppers who comprehended the meaning of the arrows and are waiting for you to move elsewhere.

It wasn’t quite to the level of stupidity exhibited by the “Defender of the Wegmans Cheese Wall” but it was awfully darned close and a wonderful reminder of just how much I really don’t want to shop at Food Lion unless I’m truly desperate for something Wegmans doesn’t stock (in this case, “no sugar added” ketchup for Alex’s ketogenic diet)!

Whilst we’re on the subject…the two other parties who spent an inordinate amount of time staring at the items on offer on the shelves need to figure out what “get in, get on with it, get it over with, and get out!” really means. It doesn’t mean completely blocking the aisle for minutes because you can’t be bothered to know what you want and be decisive in selecting it!