From the “This is *WHY* You Keep Multiple Backups!” Dept:

Want to know what a very scary sound is here in The Nerdery? A beeping sound coming from the main hard drive tower indicating that the controller has found a fault in one of the eight drives that form two four-drive RAID-5 arrays. It's a very distinctive tone that is very different from the two uninterruptible power supplies that protect the laptop and everything hanging off of it from Carolina Flash and Flicker's occasional interruptions…

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From the “This Speech Was More Gracious Than You’ll Ever Know!” Dept:

Today in the House of Lords, His Majesty the King has given the first King's Most Gracious Speech in over 70 years since the passing of his mother The Queen last year. It is not the first time he's given the speech as he stood in for HM The Queen in the previous State Opening in May 2022. This speech is given during the State Opening of Parliament which is the only regular event that…

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From the “Oratorem habemus, part deux!” Dept:

Three weeks after Matt Gaetz of Florida pushed a one-person motion to vacate the chair and dump Kevin McCarthy out of the big chair at the top of the rostrum in the House of Representatives...the Republicans have managed to find a new fanny to sit in the seat second in line from the Presidency. I'm sure the most relieved person in the room has to be Patrick McHenry of North Carolina who no longer has…

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From the “Delivering the Cray Cray For You!” Dept:

Just when you think you've truly seen it all...along comes something that just defies all imagination that you'd have witnessed it. As I was waiting in Julia's office car park to transfer Alex and the two puppies, I heard a huge crashing sound to my left toward the GoRaleigh bus stop. There's this guy in a high-visibility yellow jacket walking away from the US Postal Service collection box he'd just did a Hong Kong Phooey…

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From the “Two Men Enter, One Man Leaves!” Dept:

Listen all! This is the truth of it. Fighting leads to killing, and killing gets to warring. And that was damn near the death of us all. Look at us now! Busted up, and everyone talking about hard rain! But we've learned, by the dust of them all… Bartertown learned. Now, when men get to fighting, it happens here! And it finishes here! Two men enter; one man leaves. Dr Dealgood --- "Mad Max: Beyond…

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From the “Madame Guillotine is Ready!” Dept:

The motion to table (procedurally kill) Matt Gaetz’s motion to vacate the chair (vote Speaker McCarthy off his island at the top of the well of the House) just went down in flames. Now we’re on to the main event and if the vote totals on the tabling motion hold, McCarthy will be the first Speaker in history to be put to the parliamentary sword. Minority Leader Jeffries effectively gave the Democratic Caucus response with…

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From the “A Surcharge By Any Other Name Still Sucks!” Dept:

A couple of months ago, I got a text message from AT&T indicating they were intending to lower the "discount" for paperless billing and automatic bill payment when using a credit card as the stored payment method. Whilst I have no problems with electronic billing, ordinarily I'm not keen on "automatic payment" schemes when my credit union has a perfectly acceptable bill payment solution built into their banking portal. This forces me to keep a…

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From the “He Certainly Won’t Be Missed By The Kremlin” Dept:

Ever since the leader of the notorious mercenary group "Wagner" led a brief insurrection and marched his forces from the Ukraine through Rostov-on-Don and within 200 km of Moscow, it was only a matter of time before Yevgeny Prigozhin would be made to answer for daring to challenge the authority of President Vladimir Putin. If the reporting by Reuters, the BBC, and now everyone else picking up on the story is correct...it appears that one…

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From the “Why Yes, It *HAS* Been A While…” Dept:

And the irony is that it's been slightly more of a while as I just got distracted with dashing off a novella for a friend who has many photos that she'd like converted to digital and offering my opinions on what someone looking at outsourcing photo scanning might want to consider. Don't worry, I'll capture the guts of that and clean it up for a post in the "Photography Tips" section as soon as I…

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From the “Család. La familia. ‘Ohana. Family!” Dept:

I've had more than a little time to reflect upon what family means to me ever since that fateful Friday night almost three weeks ago and the many nights and days of many thoughts but much rarer instances of peace and solace that have followed since the ambulance pulled away from our little cul-de-sac at the end of our street. Truth be told, it seems absurd that what seemed absolutely crystal clear in my mind…

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From the “For The Sea Is So Wide And Our Ship Is So Small” Dept:

I've purposefully withheld comment on the story the submersible that was diving to the wreck of the RMS Titanic alone ever since the news broke on Sunday that contact had been lost with the Titan which was carrying crew of a pilot and four tourists to approximately 13,000 feet below the surface of the Atlantic. Until we knew for certain the fate of the submersible and the crew, I'm sure I wasn't alone hoping beyond…

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From the “Always the Bridesmaid!” Dept:

What on earth is it going to take for me to finally experience the joy of voir dire and being empaneled as a member of a jury of a supposed peer to the accused?!? For the second out of three tries, I ended up getting the thumbs-down from the recorded voice message at the courthouse: Jury Summons DateJuror NumberResultJuly 2017250Excused, juror number greater than required by the CourtMay 2018316Excused due to unavoidable conflict/hardshipJune 2023177All potential…

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From the “Mark Twain Wasn’t The Only One!” Dept:

When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years. Quote attributed to Mark Twain (though it doesn't really fit with his biography) That old quote was a favourite of my father's when I was growing up and even though it's taken…

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From the “You *ARE* The Brute Squad!” Dept:

A couple of days ago, I found out that a very dear friend of mine had passed away and immediately sat down in the Nerdery and started penning an obituary of sorts. After re-reading the post that I wrote to commemorate his passing, whilst I wouldn't really change how it ultimately came out, there were some very personal beats that were definitely pegging the darker end of the "sunshine and light" scale. I've found through…

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From the “All He Wanted Was a Free Road and a Full Tank!” Dept:
David and Susan with Kathryn...

From the “All He Wanted Was a Free Road and a Full Tank!” Dept:

Sometimes these posts are so easy to write that the words practically fling themselves headlong from my fingertips into sentences and paragraphs and the next thing I know there's a finished article ready for me to hit the Publish button and share my thoughts du jour with the world. This is not one of those stories. This one is going to take a while and I'm not going to promise I'm not going to be…

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From the “Remembering When Honour Was the Rule, Not the Exception!” Dept:

After just penning a bit of a blistering screed on the subject of being presumed honest and innocent rather than the other way round, I knew the notes I planned on hitting in this annual Memorial Day post where we remember those who sacrificed greatly for the rest of us to have first-world problems like resenting the presumption of dishonesty. Every day for me is Memorial Day as I look up at that triangular wooden…

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From the “I Love Big Brother” Dept:
What a lovely new feature. :(

From the “I Love Big Brother” Dept:

As I was heading toward the self-checkout kiosk with my shopping trolley during a recent early morning visit after dropping the kids off at school, I noticed Wegman's has installed a new camera and video display mounted above the main touch screen showing the space in front of the scanning station with a seemingly ominous message in red at the bottom of the camera display: "MONITORING IN PROGRESS". I wish I could say this was…

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From the “I Guess It Was Bound To Happen Some Day” Dept:

My apologies to all who may have been inconvenienced by my Facebook account being hacked by miscreants for whom James May's desire they suffer from "bilharzia of the ballsack" is far too kind a fate for them. And yes, I do believe them to be apocalyptic dingleberries. I've since changed the password (which is just *SUCH* a joy of a procedure!) so those numpties can crack on to pouring lemon juice on open wounds. Apparently…

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From the “Rep Cotham Will Always Own This Abortion Ban!” Dept:

With the greatest possible respect, please tell me how a reasonably intelligent human being could possibly come to the conclusion that you're *NOT* a hypocrite when we look at these two statements (one where you were reading a clumsily prepared written excuse after the veto override vote that could have been ghost-written by Speaker Moore and the one you told the voters in the district you were hoping to represent): "Some call me a hypocrite…

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From the “доброго вечора. Ми з України!” Dept:

Translated: "Good evening. We are from Ukraine!" Pronounced: "Dobroho vechora. My z Ukrayiny!" Seen on T-shirt with Ukrainian tractor towing a captured Russian tank There are plenty of signs in the news these days that the Russian invasion of the Ukraine is not going all that well and that's not even considering the Ukrainian counter-offensive that is expected to start presently now that Spring has truly arrived. The Russian command and control apparatus seems anything…

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From the “Targeted Ship, Sank Truck!” Dept:

Another birthday has come and gone and as the weekend turns to the usual Mad Hatter’s dance that is our usual week here in Greater Metropolitan East Raleigh, I’m once again struck by just how truly blessed I am with amazing loved ones and friends enough to fill Scrooge McDuck’s mightiest gold vault. I appreciate every one of the good wishes and positive vibes and will endeavour to respond personally when I can spend some…

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From the “It Took Longer To Submit The Mobile Order!” Dept:

Being at a bit of loose ends after retrieving Julia's van from the garage, I thought I'd pop through the Chick Fil-A at Brier Creek to get a bit of nosh prior to doing a bit of airport therapy at the RDU observation park. Brier Creek has long been the definitive standard of efficient service with arguably the most intelligently designed drive-through in the area. You can do the traditional route with the order takers…

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From the “Summer Side of Life” Dept:

I've noticed over the past few years that the surest sign of one's advancing years is that I've found myself much more aware of when the unwelcome news comes that artists that have been beloved companions through my years have passed on. I'm not going to sugarcoat it: this bit of unwelcome news was probably the worst gut punch I've gotten in quite a while. Gordon Lightfoot has passed away at the age of 84.…

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From the “Second Verse, Same As The First!” Dept:

After finally getting the EMAIL notification from the Secretary of State that it was time to make the second journey downtown to take the official oaths of office (which was delayed about a month by my own epic brain fart), today was the day that I'd take up the commission as an Electronic Notary Public. This is a relatively new enhancement for a traditional notary where the entire notarial act is done electronically using an…

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From the “Who Knew Taking An Oath of Office Would Be So Exciting?” Dept:

Today's fun after giving Mistletoe a bit of a belly rub before totally betraying her and putting her into her crate is to head downtown and take the two oaths of office to be commissioned an Electronic Notary Public which took a little longer than I'd planned due to a lovely bit of reading non-comprehension. The journey to the Wake County Justice Centre was certainly interesting. A North Carolina Highway Patrol trooper was sitting on…

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