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From the “Understanding the Passage of Time in the House Best Explained By Prof Hawking’s ‘Brief History of Time’” Dept:

As the House eventually gets round to debating and voting on the two Articles of Impeachment, you may well notice that curiously time seems to dilate in much the same way as it does round a massive black hole…particularly when votes are called. Long time CSPAN viewers know that when the person in the Speaker’s chair announces a recorded vote and gives a time limit of five or fifteen minutes, it is very rare that…

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From the “Get Yer Skates On, Dennis” Dept:

The Tories are set to win a massive majority in the general election but for me, the most interesting contest is the one in Bolsover which has been held by the “Beast of Bolsover” Dennis Skinner of the Labour Party since 1970. Skinner is famous for heckling Black Rod when they come into the Commons to summon them to attend Her Majesty in the House of Lords for the State Opening of Parliament. Tory frontbenchers…

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From the “Only The Brits Truly Needed This Advice” Dept:

This is actually honest to goodness advice given from the Electoral Commission for the general election going in right now. The utter irony of it is palpable and might well explain recent results of elections and referenda better than the pundits have! ;) —- Suppose you've been drinking - can you still vote? Yes. You can vote if you are drunk or under the influence of drugs, unless you are disruptive.

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From the “At Least One Of The Adjectives Is True” Dept:

In the five years of being on Marketplace coverage as an individual, I’ve never had a year where the new plan: Was the same plan as the old one. Every single plan I’ve ever had was withdrawn at the end of the year it was introduced. You can’t even get low-deductible Platinum plans in the Raleigh area anymore!Had a larger network than the old one. This year was particularly bad as the statewide network was…

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From the “Stump the Chumps” Dept:

So I'm considering which of the utterly depressing offerings available on the Healthcare Marketplace is the one that I should select for the "World's Most Appallingly Expensive Flu Jab" (tm) and the first two options were interesting, to say the least. One has a deductible/out-of-pocket maximum of $8,150 and the other one is a HSA-eligible HDHP with a deductible/out-of-pocket maximum of $6,900. In all other respects, the Summary Plan Description shows these two plans are…

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From the “Mick Mulvaney’s Delta Tau Chi Name Must Have Been Otter” Dept:

The presser acting Chief of Staff Mulvaney gave today concerning the ongoing scandal vis-a-vis the quid pro quo of aid to Ukraine in exchange for dirt on the Bidens was certainly an interesting affair. He actually admits that there was a coercive element to the decision to withhold aid pending Ukrainian cooperation…and then tries to immediately walk it back and deny the quid pro quo. The first thing I thought of watching that clumsy statement…

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From the “Her Majesty Must Be Loving *THIS* Queen’s Speech” Dept:

The long awaited Queen’s Speech at the State Opening of Parliament is going on right now and I’m sure she’s just loving this one with the farce of Brexit going on in the background. You’ve just got to love the British penchant for pomp and circumstance…the Queen being kitted out in the Robing Room in plain sight of Charles I’s death warrant on the wall to Black Rod’s trek to have the door of the…

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From the “Boris’ Bollocks Just Hit For Six” Dept:

This is unprecedented, to put it mildly. Never in all my years of following the goings on in the Palace of Westminster would I have ever imagined a sitting PM getting smacked so comprehensively as this 11-nil vote by the Law Lords of the UK Supreme Court. Effectively the advice given to Her Majesty and the subsequent Order in Council suspending Parliament are now vacated and null and void and the Speaker has already indicated…

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From the “Proof Positive Humanity May Have A Chance After All” Dept:

I would have SO loved to have done something this cheeky when I've been made redundant and I'd be forced to attend an "exit interview" with HR under threat of them not paying severance (which is illegal as hell but HR counts on the fact that most people are usually so shocked that they don't think of ringing up the Wage and Hour Division and filing a complaint). If you've never experienced one, thank your…

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From the “We Were All New Yorkers That Day” Dept:

My first visit to the site of the attacks on the World Trade Centre was in April of 2009. Mind you, this was well before the 9/11 Memorial opened in 2011 but the scale of what they had to excavate and haul away just to get to the point of laying down the footprint of what would become the Freedom Tower was more than a little overwhelming. All of this in the very tight confines…

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From the “If You Think You’re Having a Bad Day” Dept:

Trust me, it could be far worse. You could be the current Prime Minister of Her Majesty's Government of Great Britain and Northern Ireland! Yes, ol' Boris is finding out that sometimes having something isn't quite the same thing as wanting it. A fair heap of the Conservative Party saw fit to pack him off to No 10 Downing Street after Theresa May realised that the EU has already figured out that the House of…

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From the “Is President Trump a Closet Petrol Head?” Dept:

President Trump has unveiled a new diagnostic chart for testing just how much you miss seeing "The Grand Tour" now that Jezza, Captain Slow, and the Hamster are just doing special adventures rather than the weekly episode from the tent in Clarkson's back yard. It also works for diagnosing those petrol heads who prefer the classic "Top Gear" prior to Clarkson's bust-up with the producer if you can imagine President Trump as The Stig's American…

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From the “In the Spirit of Bipartisanship” Dept:

Even though our current President's "negotiations" via Twitter with the Kingdom of Denmark over the proposed purchase of Greenland were at best ham-fisted and then petulant and insulting toward the good people of Denmark...there are times that he (or whoever tweeted this) does actually show something approximating a sense of humour. I don't care who you are...that was right funny!

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From the “Let’s Not Be Too Hasty” Dept:

By now, I'm sure everyone has heard of President Trump's novel idea of purchasing Greenland from the Kingdom of Denmark. And to be fair, this isn't the first time this has come up as a serious proposal given Greenland's strategic location. But I'm thinking that too many people are being a bit hasty at writing off the latest proposal as more than a little bit daft or an April Fools' joke that's either way late…

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From the “English Isn’t Descriptive Enough For How Much I *TRULY* Despise iTunes” Dept:

Yesterday, we celebrated a certain someone completing the hat-trick of teenaged children which meant that I could finally set up an Apple ID for her iPhone and start loading apps/music. Between finding bugs in trying to set up an Apple ID on an IOS device (where it'd verify the phone number but then fail the phone number on validation on a later step) to fighting with iTunes to get it to recognise the MP3 files…

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From the “I Really Do Like Bobke” Dept:

But I have to say that it’s so weird hearing Bob Roll as the colour analyst on the Tour de France race call with Phil Liggett. That was Paul Sherwen’s usual role for so many years and now that Paul is gone...it’s going to take a while of listening to Bobke to get used to him being Phil’s sidekick rather than in the trailer at the finish line where he’s been for many years. On…

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From the “These Three Are My World” Dept:

They may well drive me to distraction from time to time but I have no desire to consider what my world would be without them in it.As much as I appreciate the gifts...they truly are the best gift one could ever hope to have. They are the closest to immortality that I will ever know and the beginning of the next great story...one I hope will last a millennium or more. :)

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From the “Now That Is A Novel Vehicle For The School Carpool Lane” Dept:

So I’m waiting at the light at Glenwood and Oberlin to make the turn toward Alex’s school and what do I see? An Army deuce-and-a-half making the turn from the opposite direction with several kids and their backpacks in the cargo area. Now THAT is the way to stick it to the Prius and minivan crowd! I bet they aren’t going to try cutting in front of that truck… :) The truly funny thing is…

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From the “Subtle And Ironic Signs You’re Significantly Closer To Your Sell-By Date” Dept:

As Alex and Katie were boarding the shuttle to their respective middle schools, "The Bird" from Morris Day and the Time was playing on the world's best radio station WFOX (plays only what I like, repeats upon demand, and NO COMMERCIAL INTERRUPTIONS…EVER!). Whilst Alex was rocking to that amazing tune…he asked at the end if the loud CA-CAW sound was Nigel, the evil cockatoo from "Rio". As I'm explaining to him that it was actually…

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From the “Just What I Needed On A Dreary Morning” Dept:

“No matter what our particular job, especially in our world today, we all are called to be tikkun olam, repairers of creation. Thank you for whatever you do, wherever you are, to bring joy and life and hope and faith and pardon and love to your neighbor and to yourself.”Mister Rogers If you get a chance to check out the documentary "Won't You Be My Neighbour?", do so! I remember watching Mr Rogers on UNC-TV…

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From the “Never Was I So Happy To See The Safety Car Deployed”:

So gutted for Charles Leclerc who truly deserved the top of the podium with a masterful drive until his hybrid recovery (MGU-H) failed leaving him about 140 bhp down on power in the closing stages of the Grand Prix in Bahrain. At least the safety car kept him on the podium and he was the epitome of class during the interview with Martin Brundle. Three things to take away for me: He is almost certainly…

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From the “Just Once In My Lifetime” Dept:

As much as I love my home state of NC…I’m so hoping that UCF will beat Dook this afternoon and make it to the Sweet 16. Who knows what can happen with one of Coach K’s kids on the other side of the scorer’s table… :) UPDATE: They darned near did in the Dookies but ultimately fell 77-76 and scared the heck out of Coach K and his boys. Good job! :)

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