From the “Donald Should Have Picked Londo Mollari for Campaign Chief” Dept:
The more I see of the open (un)civil war roiling the GOP, the more Donald reminds me of Emperor Cartagia and I seriously wonder if he has a council of severed heads he talks to in the basement of Trump Tower. Anyway, he would have been wise to heed this nugget of wisdom from Ambassador Mollari: "Only an idiot fights a war on two fronts. Only the heir to the throne of the kingdom of…
