From the “Rep Cotham Will Always Own This Abortion Ban!” Dept:

With the greatest possible respect, please tell me how a reasonably intelligent human being could possibly come to the conclusion that you're *NOT* a hypocrite when we look at these two statements (one where you were reading a clumsily prepared written excuse after the veto override vote that could have been ghost-written by Speaker Moore and the one you told the voters in the district you were hoping to represent): "Some call me a hypocrite…

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From the “доброго вечора. Ми з України!” Dept:

Translated: "Good evening. We are from Ukraine!" Pronounced: "Dobroho vechora. My z Ukrayiny!" Seen on T-shirt with Ukrainian tractor towing a captured Russian tank There are plenty of signs in the news these days that the Russian invasion of the Ukraine is not going all that well and that's not even considering the Ukrainian counter-offensive that is expected to start presently now that Spring has truly arrived. The Russian command and control apparatus seems anything…

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From the “Targeted Ship, Sank Truck!” Dept:

Another birthday has come and gone and as the weekend turns to the usual Mad Hatter’s dance that is our usual week here in Greater Metropolitan East Raleigh, I’m once again struck by just how truly blessed I am with amazing loved ones and friends enough to fill Scrooge McDuck’s mightiest gold vault. I appreciate every one of the good wishes and positive vibes and will endeavour to respond personally when I can spend some…

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From the “It Took Longer To Submit The Mobile Order!” Dept:

Being at a bit of loose ends after retrieving Julia's van from the garage, I thought I'd pop through the Chick Fil-A at Brier Creek to get a bit of nosh prior to doing a bit of airport therapy at the RDU observation park. Brier Creek has long been the definitive standard of efficient service with arguably the most intelligently designed drive-through in the area. You can do the traditional route with the order takers…

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From the “Summer Side of Life” Dept:

I've noticed over the past few years that the surest sign of one's advancing years is that I've found myself much more aware of when the unwelcome news comes that artists that have been beloved companions through my years have passed on. I'm not going to sugarcoat it: this bit of unwelcome news was probably the worst gut punch I've gotten in quite a while. Gordon Lightfoot has passed away at the age of 84.…

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From the “Second Verse, Same As The First!” Dept:

After finally getting the EMAIL notification from the Secretary of State that it was time to make the second journey downtown to take the official oaths of office (which was delayed about a month by my own epic brain fart), today was the day that I'd take up the commission as an Electronic Notary Public. This is a relatively new enhancement for a traditional notary where the entire notarial act is done electronically using an…

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From the “Who Knew Taking An Oath of Office Would Be So Exciting?” Dept:

Today's fun after giving Mistletoe a bit of a belly rub before totally betraying her and putting her into her crate is to head downtown and take the two oaths of office to be commissioned an Electronic Notary Public which took a little longer than I'd planned due to a lovely bit of reading non-comprehension. The journey to the Wake County Justice Centre was certainly interesting. A North Carolina Highway Patrol trooper was sitting on…

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From the “It Was Bound To Happen Some Day…” Dept:

It has finally happened! My Notary Public journal finally has entry #1 in the book thanks to an acknowledgement for a power of attorney that has the first use of my notary seal that is now out in the wild, wild world! There's 611 more entries to go before it's time to get another journal book so I think that will be a while yet but that won't stop me from savouring notarial act #1…

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From the “Your Assessment Of My Idiocy Is Accepted With Thanks!” Dept:

A few days ago, I was starting to get a wee bit nervous about not seeing the EMAIL from the NC Secretary of State directing me to make another trip downtown to the Register of Deeds office to re-take the two oaths to be commissioned to do electronic notarial acts. After all, I had actually attended the class and passed the examination above the required grade of 80%. Though yes, I was more than a…

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From the “You Can’t Have It Both Ways!” Dept:

Almost immediately after the news broke of yet *ANOTHER* mass-shooting event, this time in Louisville KY by a bank employee that was about to be terminated and decided he was going to be the terminator instead, we got this tweet from one of the usual suspects in the "thoughts and prayers" squad. Yep, I get it that this latest atrocity is in the Senate Minority Turtle's backyard and I would hope that deep down in…

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From the “What Is Thy Bidding, My Master?” Dept:

"Only an idiot fights a war on two fronts. Only the heir to the throne of the kingdom of idiots would fight a war on twelve fronts." Ambassador Londo Mollari - Babylon 5 "Ceremonies of Light and Dark" Will that idiot currently occupying the Governor's mansion in Tallahassee ever learn that when you're dealing with Disney's lawyer corps that you'll find out very quickly that they're the sort of people that can follow you into…

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From the “You Can’t Win, Darth!” Dept:

“If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.” Obi-Wan Kenobi Yesterday, those of us in North Carolina saw our General Assembly devolve into an actual super-majority with the switch of party by Rep Tricia Cotham from the Democrats to the Republicans which now gives them the ability to override Governor Cooper's veto at will. To be fair, this is not as much of a change in how the…

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From the “Increasing Feelings Of Grodiness!” Dept:

Well, it's official. Senator Berger and Representative Moore have gotten their greatest reward from the hyperpartisan gerrymandering that has been to the Supreme Court twice only to fall on deaf ears and North Carolina's voters being left to fend for themselves. With the defection of Mecklenburg County's Representative Tricia Cotham who was elected as a Democrat in the 112th District by double-digits to the Republicans, they now have the outright super-majority in the NC House…

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From the “Things That Make You Go MEH!” Dept:

After watching the relative non-event of former President Trump's indictment and the subsequent press conference by New York County District Attorney Alvin Bragg, I'll confess that I had a rather impertinent thought when I came across an article from one of the local TV news sites showing that the signs announcing you've arrived at my hometown are already being dismantled. So far I've resisted the urge to weigh in with my take on the looming…

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From the “Not Your Average Perp Walk!” Dept:

In a few hours in downtown Manhattan, our country will see the arrest, booking, and arraignment of former President Trump on criminal charges. No matter what happens this afternoon, this will be the first time that an ex-President has had to answer to criminal charges laid against them. It's not the first time that charges of misbehaviour in office have been contemplated for those who have served as President. There have been several impeachments and…

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From the “Today’s Show Brought To You By The Letter F!” Dept:

For over a year now, Florida Governor Ron DeSantis and the Disney Company have been locked in an incredibly bitter and nasty public fight that is rather exceptional for those of us who have watched and experienced how Disney operates in Central Florida for decades. In a nutshell, Disney was granted extraordinary powers to essentially be a government in all but name when the Reedy Creek Improvement District was created in 1967. At the time,…

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From the “So Blatant That Even Mr Magoo Can See It!” Dept:

One of the leading voices of the "thoughts and prayers" squad in the aftermath of the school shooting in Nashville is none other than Representative Andy Ogles (R-TN 5) who happens to be the incumbent representative of the district that contains the school. Well, they say a picture is worth a thousand words but I'm thinking this one is definitely worth the $1,000 the National Rifle Association put into his campaign coffers in the 2022…

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From the “When Will Enough Be Enough?” Dept:

Early this morning, the phone chirped out an alert that there was an active shooter situation in downtown Raleigh and that Ligon Middle School had been placed under a code yellow lockdown with the scene of the shooting literally being a couple of blocks away. In fact, I know that area very well as that is where I usually make a right turn to take the back way to the fields where Katie's lacrosse team…

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From the “In Order To See It From *YOUR* Point of View…” Dept:

One of the unbridled joys of tax preparation season is unearthing a relevant document from the pile of tax-related papers upon which it was tossed nine months prior with every intention of dealing with it that week only to have life intervene and other crises divert our attention. Such was the case with a rental check from one of the coal mineral rights leases in southern Illinois that's passed through several generations of Dad's family…

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From the “A fiddler on the roof. Sounds crazy, no?” Dept:

It certainly did to me when my stepfather suggested we sit down and watch the movie adaptation of "Fiddler on the Roof" featuring legendary actor Chaim Topol playing the lead role of Tevye. The movie spanned *TWO* VHS tapes which should give you an idea of how long ago this conversation was and the state of video technology at the time! Oy vey! I'll confess that I had no idea what the movie was about…

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From the “It Really Shouldn’t Be This Hard” Dept:

Imagine you've had a lovely hot bath and your aching back and knees are feeling far better now than they did prior to getting into the tub and relaxing to the point of...ooops, what time is it?!? Oh, 0100. As I'm drying off, it suddenly occurs to me that I was supposed to have a delivery from Amazon for a six-pack of Cavender's Greek Seasoning (the big 8 oz canisters) but curiously I've not seen…

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From the “Bring Forth The Seals!” Dept:

OK, now that I've gotten the kind of heavy stuff out of the way...now we can go with the story I was originally planning on writing this evening. If we set the Wayback Machine for a little over two weeks ago, you would have found me in a classroom for the first time in about thirty years learning everything about becoming a Notary Public for the Old North State and then sitting one of the…

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From the “Meditations on the Edge of the Abyss” Dept:

I had hoped to write of much happier news after Katie's and Enloe's first lacrosse game of the season but this afternoon's bit of excitement really won't wait. Today was Unify which is a special club at Enloe which pairs kids with special needs with mentors for fun activities geared for them. It could be some sort of sport or crafting activity and it's a nice way for Alex and Katie to spend an extra…

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From the “This Strip Aged *SO* Well…” Dept:

Another week, yet another act of verbal self-immolation that is absolutely and breathtakingly lacking in even a modicum of self-awareness of the blatant racism being spewed. This time, "Dilbert" creator Scott Adams finds himself square in the cross-hairs of outrage with hundreds of newspapers that syndicated/reprinted the strips dropping "Dilbert" from their funny pages. Truth be told, it was hard not to be shocked that there apparently are still hundreds of newspapers in circulation in…

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From the “I’m dead, son. Other than that, do you mean?” Dept:

Every now and then, I find myself wandering over to "The Globe and Mail" website for a bit of news from the Great White North. It seems so ironic mourning the passing of Gordon Pinsent who delightfully played Constable Benton Fraser's deceased father Robert on the series "Due South". "Due South" had the distinction of being the first Canadian-produced show to have a prime-time broadcast slot on a major American television network (CBS). It was…

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