From the “Next Stop, The Twilight Zone!” Dept:

First game of the playoffs is in the books between the Hurricanes and Bruins and it's a 5-1 win for the good guys and time to go grab that Lord's Bird! Katie had some homework and Alex was training on the track so I figured I'd take a shot at redeeming the reward at the Knightdale store which is not usually my favourite in terms of time or quality. Will I make it through the…

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From the “Hammond! You Blithering Idiot!” Dept:

Today's bit of misfortune isn't quite to the level of Hamster binning a Rimac Concept One off the side of the mountain during a hill climb competition but given where this Ford Explorer ended up, one has to imagine that the wreck was still rather impressive. They appeared to go straight into the crossing light pole from the opposite side of the intersection of New Hope Road and Rogers Lane. My guess was that someone…

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From the “Internet Scumbags Are Getting Much Better” Dept:

I was going to start off today's writing session with the latest Chick Fil-Audit but this story goes straight to the head of the queue. It looks like the hoary old NIH scam is making the rounds again, this time with a twist of COVID-19 and exploiting Facebook's lovely cross-app messaging feature with a fake Instagram profile. Mind you, that profile looked pretty convincing with the image as long as you didn't actually click on…

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From the “Won’t Be Seeing Those Prices Anytime Soon!” Dept:

In this era of horrible inflation (*cough* PRICE GOUGING *cough*) when it comes to petrol prices, I have to say it was kind of neat seeing these classic beauties rolling down the road when prices weren't quite so insane. Mind you, 1973 was no picnic with the OPEC oil embargo and the resulting queues at the petrol stations and rationing of available fuel but those seem idyllic times compared to today's insanity at the pumps!…

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From the “Was There A Salt Succubus On The Fry Station?” Dept:

The Hurricanes put a bow on the 2022 regular season by beating the NJ Devils after having topped the Metropolitan Division with the added bonus of Frederik Andersen and Antti Raanta winning the franchise's first Jennings trophy for fewest goals allowed by a goaltending tandem playing a minimum of 25 games in the season. Yes...more free bird! :) Given the time of day and the traffic, it's back to White Oak to see if they…

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From the “The First Step Is By Far The Hardest” Dept:

"I learned that courage was not the absence of fear, but the triumph over it. I felt fear myself more times than I can remember, but I hid it behind a mask of boldness. The brave man is not he who does not feel afraid, but he who conquers that fear."Nelson Mandela from "Long Walk to Freedom" (1994) During last night's Carolina Hurricanes game, the broadcast lineup had a very noticeable change with Shane Willis…

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From the “Home of One More Plane!” Dept:

YouTube recently served up a channel that I'm truly obsessed with when I want something on the TV that is relaxing hearing the air traffic control chatter and occasional sounds of jet engines spooling up whilst I'm surfing or just chilling out in the chair. I've been a plane spotter about as long as I can remember and there's nothing quite like the hint of JET-A in the air but when it's late at night…

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From the “More Like Chick Fail-A!” Dept:

Decisions, decisions! Which way will I go to redeem the free Chick Fil-A sandwich courtesy of the Hurricanes winning another game at home? The two nearest choices from the house are Knightdale which is decidedly closer but the queue and the bird are usually abominable or the store on Capital Blvd in front of Sam's which is much farther away but the experience is usually much better. Seeing as I'd like to be back before…

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From the “Hello, It’s Been a While!” Dept:

It's always a pleasant surprise when you find someone you've not seen in a while on the TV! Today it is my sister's former boss when she was Artistic Director at the Gilbert Theater in Fayetteville and generally all-round awesome human being...Robyne Parrish! :) She's not on screen for long but she was there long enough for me to do a double-take and Zapruder the credits to ensure my eyes weren't deceiving me. You might…

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From the “Three In A Row Is Called A Winning Streak!” Dept:

We're back to the Garner location to get some free Lord's bird thanks to the Hurricanes winning one at home. Their form of late hasn't been the greatest but hopefully they'll leave their problems behind in the playoffs! Today is getting a late lunch with Mistletoe on board and then we're off to a pair of dog parks for a picnic and letting Mistletoe run round like mad. We're also throwing them a curve ball…

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From the “It’s Deja Vu All Over Again!” Dept:

A quick run to Clayton with Katie and Alex after school and a free Chick Fil-A sandwich in the app thanks to the Hurricanes means I'm going to take my chances with the White Oak location's drive through which has usually been more miss than hit through the years. Is it the lady or the tiger? Let's find out! :) 1453 - Order placed via the mobile app. 1509 - Arrive at White Oak to…

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From the “You Feeling Lucky?” Dept:

Katie had a late lacrosse match at the Athens Drive HS stadium against Cardinal Gibbons where Katie made her debut in goal and will be just as happy to not do that again anytime soon! She's never really been a fan of the position when she played football and apparently lacrosse isn't much more enjoyable between the pipes for her but she held her hand up when the team asked for volunteers and was rewarded…

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From the “Living on the Edge!” Dept:

You know the drill...another Carolina Hurricanes home win, another free Chick Fil-A sandwich complete with a run through the conga line! That makes their home record 25-5-4 through the end of March and I think I've only missed two of the free sandwiches...one from not being able to muster the energy to endure the queue and the other I forgot to log into the app by midnight. Time to do some maths, shall we? The…

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From the “Please Forgive These Random Thoughts” Dept:

You ever go walkabout and find your mind wandering to far off and imaginary places as you're driving along early in the morning before the sunrise? As I'm driving along the motorway toward Clayton to collect Katie and Alex for school, I noticed that Venus was exceptionally bright as usual but the hellish planet named for the goddess of beauty had a couple of friends nearby. The red colour of her nearest neighbour was unmistakably…

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From the “Ain’t I A Stinker?” Dept:

Anyone who has spent any appreciable amount of time on Twitter will know that particular social media outlet is particularly well-named, even if they didn't intend to do so. After all, what would Twitter be without the massive legions of twits? ;) In this particular case, I couldn't help but suggest to one of the bigger twits that he might well have had what passed for a decent idea when he suggested that his father…

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From the “Why Do I Do This To Myself?” Dept:

So here's the quandary: after a long day that included a trip to Fayetteville and back whilst the kids were at school, do I really feel like enduring the queues for the free Chick Fil-A chicken sandwich thanks to the Hurricanes winning at home on Saturday night? The initial answer was the strongest refusal known to the language of diplomacy..."we shall make every endeavour but some things just may not not be possible". That'd be…

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From the “Aren’t Queues Just So Much Fun?” Dept:

Last night, the Hurricanes got a bit of revenge upon the Seattle Kraken and kind of spoiled long-time TV play-by-play voice of the Carolina Hurricanes John Forslund's return to PNC Arena with a 3-2 victory in regulation. And you know what that means? Yet another free chicken sandwich from Chick-Fil-A assuming they unlock the promotion in a timely fashion so that you have until midnight to open up the app and claim the reward. Mind…

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From the “The Lord’s Bird Done Right” Dept:

After briefly wondering if I was going to be at ground zero of the poultry insurrection at the Sam's Club, my next mission once I was free of their big box confines was to go for some of the Lord's Bird at the Chick Fil-A just across the car parks near Capital Blvd. Certainly the Carolina Hurricanes have been doing their part to encourage these trips to Chick Fil-A (probably much to Chick-Fil-A's chagrin) by…

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From the “Invasion of the Chicken Snatchers” Dept:

Every now and then I stumble across a situation that initially looks like all hell is going to break loose but somehow manages to restore my faith in the ability of our species to find our way to a better future. This time, this rather unexpected revelation came in the meat department at Sam's Club on Capital Blvd. One of the gems of that area of Sam's is the rotisserie chicken ovens and the fantastic…

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From the “Guns Are Useless Against Ukrainian Woman Armed With Sunflower Seeds!” Dept:

When Vladimir Putin's illegal and abhorrent invasion of sovereign Ukraine started several days ago, it looked very much like David v Goliath part deux with David not getting a whole lot of love from the bookmakers. After all, the massive imbalance between the number of troops and material was such that anyone laying odds on the conflict lasting a week before Putin could install his puppet government in Kyiv would have to seriously juice the…

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From the “Ukraine? Tell Me More…?” Dept:

Do you… have no idea where and what Ukraine is?wonder why Vladimir Putin ordered the tanks and troops as well as missile strikes into Ukraine?why this invasion seems a suspiciously familiar story that seems to have played out many times before?question why Vladimir Putin seems obsessed with the possibility of NATO expansion into Ukraine?think this conflict won't affect your day-to-day life?have a clue as to what the ultimate end result of this invasion will be?ask…

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From the “Російський військовий корабель, іди на хуй!!” Dept:

Translated - "Russian warship, go f*@# yourself!"Pronounced - "Rosiysʹkyy viysʹkovyy korabelʹ, idy na khuy!"Ukrainian Defenders of snake island The fighting spirit of the 101st Airborne Division is alive and well as Ukraine is resisting the Russian invasion of their country! A Russian warship demanded that the thirteen souls defending Snake Island surrender their position and their response has since gone viral and served notice that whilst Putin's Russia may well have overwhelming force on their…

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From the “Мудро изучать пути своего противника, не так ли?” Dept:

Translated - "It is wise to study the ways of one's adversary, don't you think?" Pronounced - "Mudro izuchat' puti svoyego protivnika, ne tak li?"Jack Ryan, "The Hunt for Red October" The invasion currently underway in Ukraine will come as a surprise only to those who have not been paying attention for these past few years, much less the last couple of weeks when President Biden and other western leaders finally got round to sounding…

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From the “Close Enough to Pants On Fire For Government Work” Dept:

I recently came across a posting on Facebook sharing a video that was made by Representative Kat Cammack of Florida decrying the House of Representatives passing HR 5746 which had essentially been gutted by amendment from it's original content as a bill authorising NASA to lease out underutilised property which was replaced by two House voting rights bills: HR 1 - For the People Act of 2021HR 4 - John R. Lewis Voting Rights Advancement…

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From the “I’d Rate It a Solid McKayla Meh!” Dept:

It seems like yesterday that I was writing last year's "Urbi et Orbi" post on what was arguably one of the lousiest years I'd ever experienced in my entire life. Granted, that run included two divorces: being at Ground Zero of a rather unpleasant dispute between my parents that ultimately made history in North Carolina divorce law many moons ago as well as my own divorce whilst not the most pleasant or enjoyable experience was…

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